TO THE NECK...” WHEN I WAS A KID MY BROTHER AND I WERE RIDING OUR BMX BIKES. AS WE USED TO SAY BACK THEN WE WERE “BOOKIN”.  I WAS RIDING RIGHT BEHIND HIM, ALMOST TOUCHING THE TIRE OF HIS GT PERFORMER. (WE WANTED THE PRO PERFORMER BUT OUR PARENTS DICKED US ON THAT ONE)... ANYWAY I  CLEARLY WAS NOT A SAFE STOPPING DISTANCE BEHIND HIM... BEFORE I KNEW IT HE WIPED OUT AND WAS ON HIS BACK.  I COULDNT STOP... SO I RODE RIGHT OVER HIS NECK WITH BOTH MY TIRES.  I SWEAR I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE DEAD WHEN I TURNED AROUND, BUT TO MY SURPRISE, HE WAS ALREADY UP AND DUSTING HIMSELF OFF... WITH TIRE TRACKS GOING ACROSS HIS NECK... GOOD TIMES.  AND ALSO YEARS LATER MY BROTHER RODE MY GT PERFORMER TO 7-11 FOR HIS USUAL SNACK RUN AND MY BIKE GOT STOLEN... I STILL BRING IT UP TODAY IN ARGUEMENTS. “NEED A TOWEL” WHEN MY COUSIN WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL HIM AND HIS BUDDY WERE AT A PARTY...  HIS BUDDY SHIT HIS PANTS, SO HE WENT IN THE BATHROOM AND TOOK THEM OFF, AND PUT THEM UNDER THE SINK IN WITH THE CLEAN TOWELS. “I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO” WHEN I WAS PROBABLY AROUND 11 OR 12, BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO GET MY HANDS ON SOME REAL PORN, I JERKED OFF TO A DRAWING OF A  NAKED WOMAN IN A CHEEZY KIDS STYLE MEDICAL BOOK.. I THINK IT EVEN HAD WRITTEN OUT LABELS OF WHAT THINGS WERE.. IT WAS TERRIBLE, BUT IT DID SHOW A VAGINA AND A SWEET LITTLE BUSH,  AND I GUESS THATS ALL I NEEDED.  MY MAIN PROBLEM WAS AVOIDING THE DRAWING OF THE NAKED DUDE AND HIS FAKE PENIS ON THE OTHER PAGE.  IT WAS DISTRACTING BUT I THINK IT PREPPED ME TO BLOCK OUT ANY OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE WHEN JERKING OFF TODAY.