PIMP OR PIRATE? PRETTY SIMPLE... IS THIS FAMOUS GUY A PIMP OR A PIRATE? AND WHY?
PIMP? JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
SCREECH JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN PRINCE DENNIS RODMAN KRIS HUMPHRIES JOEY FROM FRIENDS KEANU REEVES MICK JAGGER OR PIRATE? PROS: DATED CAMERON DIAZ, DICK IN A BOX TRILOGY, GOOD ACTOR CONS: MICKEY MOUSE CLUB, N’SYNC, WEARS A FEDORA HK PIRATE PERCENTAGE= 5% WE GIVE YOU THE INFO, THE PROS, THE CONS, AND HORSEKNUCKLES CHANCES THIS GUY HAS ENGAGED IN SOME PIRATE ACTIVITIES (UN-MANLY AND FEMININE LIKE) IN HIS PAST AND PRESENT....             YOU GIVE US THE VERDICT ! PROS: BROTHER OF BEASTIE BOYS MIKE D, HAD A CAMEO IN MADE, **MADE A SEX TAPE CALLED SCREECHED - SAVED BY THE SMELL** CONS: WAS THE CLASS SHIT STAIN ON SAVED BY THE BELL, MADE A LIVING BEING A DOUCHEBAG, JUST LOOK AT HIM HK PIRATE PERCENTAGE= 87% PROS: STARRED IN SOME GREAT FIGHTING MOVIES OF THE 80’S AND 90’S (BLOODSPORT,  KICKBOXER, LIONHEART), HAS SOME OF THE BEST SLOW MOTION SCREAMS YOU WILL EVER HEAR CONS: ALLEGEDLY GOT THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM BY CHUCK ZITO.  SPENT MORE TIME IN NUT HUGGERS THEN ANY STRAIGHT MAN SHOULD HK PIRATE PERCENTAGE= 27% CLICK ON THE UNDERLINED LINKS AND PICTURES FOR MORE INFO MARIO LOPEZ PROS: PLAYED AC SLATER IN SAVED BY THE BELL.  PROBABLY KNOCKED OUT ALOTTTT OF PUSSY IN HIS DAY CONS: HOSTED SOME REALLY LAME SHOWS AFTER SBTB, ACTS PRETTY FRUITY EVERY TIME I SEE HIM ON TV HK PIRATE PERCENTAGE= 18%
PROS: HALL OF FAMER.  ONE OF THE BEST REBOUNDERS IN HISTORY (AVERAGED 13.1 OVER HIS CAREER). 5 RINGS. MARRIED CARMEN ELECTRA. ONLY PERSON EVER WHO SHUT DOWN AND FRUSTRATED SHAQ CONS: WEIRD AS FUCK.  WEARS MORE WOMANS CLOTHES THEN ELLEN DEGENERES. DID A PRESS CONFERENCE IN A WEDDING DRESS. I SAW HIM AT A BAR WITH A CHICK THAT LOOKED LIKE A DUDE.  NO PROOF THO.. HK PIRATE PERCENTAGE= 79%