Teen, 14, knifes stepdad dead Had to save family from raging drunk, teen says  By Xana O'neill AND Tina Moore daily News Writers MORE FROM LIT ONE
TO THE NECK...” WHEN I WAS A KID MY BROTHER AND I WERE RIDING OUR BMX BIKES. AS WE USED TO SAY BACK THEN WE WERE “BOOKIN”.  I WAS RIDING RIGHT BEHIND HIM, ALMOST TOUCHING THE TIRE OF HIS GT PERFORMER. (WE WANTED THE PRO PERFORMER BUT OUR PARENTS DICKED US ON THAT ONE)... ANYWAY I  CLEARLY WAS NOT A SAFE STOPPING DISTANCE BEHIND HIM... BEFORE I KNEW IT HE WIPED OUT AND WAS ON HIS BACK.  I COULDNT STOP... SO I RODE RIGHT OVER HIS NECK WITH BOTH MY TIRES.  I SWEAR I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE DEAD WHEN I TURNED AROUND, BUT TO MY SURPRISE, HE WAS ALREADY UP AND DUSTING HIMSELF OFF... WITH TIRE TRACKS GOING ACROSS HIS NECK... GOOD TIMES.  AND ALSO YEARS LATER MY BROTHER RODE MY GT PERFORMER TO 7-11 FOR HIS USUAL SNACK RUN AND MY BIKE GOT STOLEN... I STILL BRING IT UP TODAY IN ARGUEMENTS. PAGE UNO PAGE THREE HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY
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Man Hides Gun In Rectum: Michael Leon Ward Smuggled 10- Inch Weapon, Cops Say Mother lets baby boy drown; admits she hated him  From the day her son was born, Neha Patel said, she hated him
Van Barfoot, Medal of Honor Recipient, Dies at 92 “On the morning of May 23, 1944, when his company was involved in a firefight with German troops outside the town of Carano, Sergeant Barfoot moved ahead of his squad and knocked out two machine-gun emplacements, leading enemy soldiers at a third one to abandon their position and surrender. Later that day, he disabled a German tank with a grenade. Then he wiped out one of the enemy’s big guns with a demolition charge and finally helped two seriously wounded men from his squad walk to safety about a mile away. When it was all over, he had killed 7 German soldiers and captured 17 others”   THE NEW YORK TIMES              ‘Seinfeld’ suicide attempt CINCINNATI — Actor Daniel von Bargen, who played George Costanza’s boss Mr. Kruger on “Seinfeld,” is fighting for his life after surviving a self-inflicted gunshot to the head, according to a report. TRUE PATRIOT TRUE PATRIOT HARLEM NIGHTS... A TRUE CLASSIC...BEFORE EDDIE MURPHY BECAME A PUSSY!! DICK AT WHAT POINT DO YOU ACCUMULATE ENOUGH PICKLES TO START AIMING FOR WORLDS LARGEST?  GOOGLE IMAGES... MAKES ARGUING THAT MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE One night I fell off the diet wagon..  it wasnt pretty shout out to the tampa airport smokers section right in the gate..  every airport should have one of these.